↳ 1x04 - The Price of Gold
↳ 1x04 - The Price of Gold
all of the otp snogging because reasons
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
What women my age are supposed to find attractive
What I actually find attractive
Please tell me I’m not the only one with this “issue”!
how do you giggle in french
honhonhon oui oui baguette
Eddy Kitsis said about Hook “He is getting fed up because it’s like the entire world cannot resist my charms, why is one person I fall in love with so resistant to me?”
Actually, Eddy is WRONG.
Let’s look at the female characters on the show:
Tink? Not interested. Knows he’s a sleaze bag.
Snow? Didn’t like him.
Aurora? Didn’t trust him, suspected his fake attempt to help her escape from Cora was a “Pirate Ruse”. She was right.
Belle? Wasn’t suspicious at first, but later saw him for what he really was. Then he knocked her unconscious. Then he tried to kill her while unconscious and chained to a wall. Then tried to assault and kill her in Storybrooke, then he shot her. (IT’S IN THE SCRIPT. IT HAPPENED.)
Red? Never noticed he exists.
Cora? Thought he was dull witted and a fool. She laughed in his face.
Emma? After being pestered and turning him down for just about two seasons, yeah Emma sucked face with Hook.
When? After a Timey-Wimey adventure where she saved the world, and her parents, and everyone, and also almost died, and after she learned her parents named her new baby brother after her recently deceased cannon True Love (per Belle). That’s when she kissed Hook.
It’s called Misattribution of Arousal.
It’s also called "Rebound".
Not from Neal; from Walsh!
This whole thing only happened in a few days. She’s on the rebound from Walsh.
Hook was there. Emma was emotional. It’s not love. It’s Misattribution of Arousal and Rebound.
Seems like the only woman who actually liked Hook was Milah. Even then, she also saw him as an escape from a loveless marriage and a horribly boring life as a peasant.
Other than Milah, what women in the OUAT universe find Hook irresistible?
What Eddy was really saying when describing Hook’s thought process was, “they all want it.”
Nice fairy tale.
Epic Wish Fulfillment indeed.
I AM A BISEXUAL PERSON AND I HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR WOMEN.
THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME LESS BISEXUAL.
IF I WERE TO HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR MEN OR NON-BINARY PEOPLE THIS WOULD NOT MAKE ME LESS BISEXUAL.
YOU CAN BE BI AND HAVE A PREFERENCE.
Happy Birthday, delintthedarkone! ♥
Isn’t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond
Elrond’s like that one guy in all the movies and shit who’s just ‘don’t do the thing’ and everyone else is just ‘Shut the fuck up. What do you know?!’ and then later on it turns out they shouldn’t have done the thing..
Elrond would survive a horror movie
Elrond has already survived several horror movies.
G U Y S
How did Bobby not melt the camera? I’m absolutely mesmerized by his eyes…..everything else, too, but those eyes……..
I have been fan of his forever
I ship their friendship so much; it’s such a beautiful thing
Rumpelstiltskin <- buy it there!